Welcome to 2010. Check out my new hat.

This is my life from 2000-2010 in one liners.

Basically I got this idea from TheLegendsLeague blog. Check out brian’s entry here.

http://www.thelegendsleague.com/blog/2009/12/30/2000-2010-a-decade-in-my-life/

Got glasses.
Never wore my glasses.
Started soccer.
Super shy.
Went to gifted school.
Got suspended for beating someone up.
Decided I didn’t like gifted school.
Spent Y2K playing Pokémon.
Bleached my hair.
Got braces.
Zippers speech.
Started wearing glasses.
Could never take them off.
My first dance.
Choir.
“Graduation”
Stealing.
The Trio.
Play guitar.
Three little pigs.
Try to dress gangster.
More stealing.
It’s raining men.
Quit guitar.
“Graduation”
Bleach hair again.
Realize gangster is stupid.
Went to nerd high school.
Hit 100 pounds.
Decided I didn’t like nerd high school.
Back to Oakville high school.
Reunited.
Pirates.
G-Crew in geography.
Burn baby burn.
Anarchist’s cookbook.
E=mc2.
Animation obsession.
Want to be a doctor.
E=mc2 again.
Joined swimming.
Beyond exec in computer science.
Banned from computers.
Static Radio formulates.
Skinny jeans.
Static Radio dies.
Regionals.
Static Wear is formed.
Lifeguard.
First drink.
Running from the police.
Law Symposium.
Sci-bong.
Meet Holly & Dana.
Shad Valley.
IR roof.
Color purple.
Losing hundreds of dollars at Charity Concert.
Static wear hiatus.
Art lessons.
Abandoned hospital.
Apply to university.
Don’t get into programs I want.
First “hip” glasses.
First girlfriend.
Mom hates me.
In love.
White Oaks “break-in”
Six feet tall!
“Fired” from hospital.
Caught cheating.
Brick a car.
Give graduating class full calc exam in advance.
Graduate without mom.
Prom.
Don’t want to be doctor.
Switch to business.
Almost caught stealing.
Stopped stealing.
Nerd camp.
Goodbye girlfriend.
Mom situation improves.
Fall out of love.
Bring back static wear.
Chuck Bass.
MEET GEORGE.
Interest in fashion/shoes.
Western swimming.
Thirteen.
Residence Probation.
Venezuala training camp/new years.
Fail my first exam.
Things are good with mom.
Exit sign.
Start dressing nicer.
Meet Robyn.
Pierce my nose.
Dan moves in.
Soph team.
Kicked out of Residence.
Realize stupidity in school.
New dog.
RIP dog.
Best glasses frames.
New apartment.
British girl.
Jays game beside cute girl.
Sliced shirt.
Hamster.
Less shy.
Smarten up.

-steven